I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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