Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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