It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
May the power of my ass compel you!!
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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