everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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