we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
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