the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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