i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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