friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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