i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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