do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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