If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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