YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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