i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
We don't watch enough power rangers
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
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