No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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