You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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