Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
so much tequila, so little girl.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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