For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
that is very illegal...i love you.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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