Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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