she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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