I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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