come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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