i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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