Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
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