covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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