Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Randomize
