if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
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