yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I wish they made helmets for livers.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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