Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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