So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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