like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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