I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
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