How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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