Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I think a kid would responsible me up
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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