Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
you never un-have a 4some
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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