how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
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