i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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