there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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