Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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