Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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