there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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