Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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