Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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