Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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