please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
there was a trapeze. enough said
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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