Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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