Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
Randomize
