Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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