I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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