he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
We left an ass print on the piano.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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