I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Randomize