writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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