god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
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